totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

5 hours ago with 63842 notes — via tyleroakley, org totianamaslany



cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*

6 hours ago with 214827 notes — via tallahassee-on-my-mind, org foodtrucker



mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

6 hours ago with 70625 notes — via tallahassee-on-my-mind, org mothlikestars



crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

6 hours ago with 186412 notes — via tallahassee-on-my-mind, org spitcastle



glowpinkstah:

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

image

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.

6 hours ago with 88676 notes — via cassbones, org gendertier
#ha ha



guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

6 hours ago with 232610 notes — via cassbones, org guy
#ha ha



cassbones:

Because SEX, Castle

Catch up

6 hours ago with 647 notes — via cassbones, org museandme
#castle



gooberjammin:

egberts:

who decided the middle finger was the bad one

and why’s the thumb the good guy in this phalange conundrum

1 day ago with 3232 notes — via tallahassee-on-my-mind, org egberts



"All of us together.”

1 day ago with 729 notes — via hellyeahbrennan, org purplelephantsarewrong



rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

1 day ago with 266810 notes — via underthisdigitaltree, org rydek