I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND
you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice
and then i saw my face
and now im a believer
not a trace
of doubt in my mind
im in love
IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED
I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.
this is the most accurate representation of this scene
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.
i hope betty white lives forever
Because SEX, Castle
who decided the middle finger was the bad one
and why’s the thumb the good guy in this phalange conundrum
"All of us together.”
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me